Training k doraan 1 0fficer ney sipahi se poocha …

Ya hath main kaya hai…

Rab nawaz : sir ya bandook hai …

0fficer : ya bandook nai tumhari izaat hai tumhari maa hai maa…

The 0fficer to next pathan sipahi….

Tumhary hath main kaya hai….

Pathan : sir ya rab nawaz ki ammi hai aur humari khala hai..

3 Bändäy Hajj Nahi kr Sktey!

1.Asif Zardari, Q k koi Shakhs Apney Ap ko Pathar Nai Mar Sakta.

2. Altaf Hussain, Q k Haj Telephone Pe Nahi Ho Sakta.

3. Nawaz Sharif, Q k koi Shahks 1 Crore k baal lagwa kar Tind karwane ki Ghalti Nai karey Ga…

Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai

Faraz..

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…