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Santa Banta SmS

22:54 | Posted by Unknown

Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do.

Santa Banta SmS

22:49 | Posted by Unknown

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

Dukh dard k maro se mera zikar na karna ghar jao to Yaro se mera zikar na karna

wo zabt na kar paen gay Ankho k samandar tum gum guzaro se mera zikar na karna

pholon k Nasheman Main raha hon sada se dekho kabhi gairoon se mera zikar na karna

shahyad ye andehre he mujhe rah dekhai ab chaand sitaro se mera zikar na karna

wo meri kahani ko ghalat rang na de day afsana nigaro se mera zikar na karna

shayad wo mere haal pe be-sakhta roo de is bar baharo se mera zikar na karna

le jaingay gehrai mai tum ko bhi baha kar darya k kinaro se mera zikar na karna

wo shakhs mile tou ussay har baat batana tum sirf isharo se mera zikar na karna BY FARAZ

Yahan sabko miley pyar ye zaroori to nahi hai Ho qismat par ikhtiyar ye zaroori to nahi hai Dard Dil mein agar hoo tho rooh roti hai Aankhein roye zaar zaar ye zaroori to nahi hai

Phoolon ki chubhan see joo daman howa chalni Ho usmey koi khar ye zaroori to nahi hai

Jo harghari khatey hain sang marney ki kasmein Ho sang jeeney ko taiyaar ye zaroori to nahi hai

Umeed mee jiski teri palkein howi pathhar Usey hoo tera intezar ye zaroori to nahi hai

Yaqeen karke jis ko apni zindagi banown Usey tujhpar hoo aitbar ye zaroori to nahi hai

Band ker rona khwab badnaseebi par apney Ziist see hoo sab bezar ye zaroori to nahi hai

BY FARAZ

Aaj Udhas Hoon

03:03 | Posted by Unknown

Aaj udhas hoon to zamana mujhey phochne aya

Magar Jis pe tha sadiyon ka bharam woh nahi aya

Woh to ek khuwaab tha toot gaya bikhar gaya hai

ajj udhas lamhon main phir kyon mujhe woh yaad aya

Zindagi ki masrufiat ke woh chand din jo guzar chuke hain

na hi un pe urooj aya,aur na hi aun pe zawaal aya

Bhool na chahti hoon har lamha,har waqt jo guzar gaya hai

jitna bhi roka woh waqt utna woh mere sath chala aya

Guzra hua kal na tha mera,na hai mera aur na ho ga kabhi

yeh mein janti hoon magar phir bhi na dil ko karaar aya

woh wade teri woh kasmein woh sab yaad hain mujhe

magar phir bhi kabhi tum ko mera dil na bhoola paya

ana parast the tum to khudaar thi main bhi

yeh rishta hi humare dermiyan na raas aya

us ki muskurahat tere liye ek fareb thi

tu thi nadan,dil tera usse na samajh paya

***BY DJ FARAZ MENGAL***

Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai

03:30 | Posted by Unknown

Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai

Faraz..

Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai

Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein

03:27 | Posted by Unknown

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga

03:23 | Posted by Unknown

Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

03:02 | Posted by Unknown

Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

MERE AAZMAANE WALE MUJHE AAZMA K ROYE

02:47 | Posted by Unknown

Kbi thk k so gaye hum,

Kbi rat bhr na soye

Kbi hans k gham chupaye,

Kbi munh chupa k roye

Mri Dastan-e-Hasrat wo suna suna k roye

Mre Azmane wale mujhe Aazma k roye.

Shab-e-gham ki aap beeti,

jo sunai Anujman men,

Kaee sun k Muskuraye,

Kaee Muskura k roye.

Me hun Be-Watan Musafir,

Mra nam Be-Kasi hai

Mra koi b ni h jo mujhy Galy lga k roye.

Mre pas se Guzar kar mera Hal tak na pucha

Main ye kese man jaon k wo dor ja k roye.

APNI TAQDEER MEIN

01:53 | Posted by Unknown

Apni taqdeer mein to kuch aisay he silsilay likhay hain
FARAZ”
Kisi ne bhool kar dost bna liya Tu koi dost bna kar bhool gya.

FEEL THE RAIN WITH FARAZ

01:51 | Posted by Unknown

Aaj Raat Mene Apne Sary Gham Aasman Ko Suna Diye
‘Faraz’
Aaj Me Khamosh Hon Or Asman Rou Raha He.
Feel the Rain

BEST FARAZ URDU GHAZAL SMS

01:47 | Posted by Unknown

Mout bhi kam khobsurat to nahi hoti hogi.
(FARAZ)
Jo bhi is se milta hai zindgani chor jata hai.

US KI PASAND KI KHATIR

01:44 | Posted by Unknown

Us ki pasand ki khatir kiya kuch na kia hum ne
“”"”faraz..”"”"
Use roshni pasand thi hum ne khud ko jala dia..

HAZAAR BAR MARNA CHAHA

01:42 | Posted by Unknown

“Hazaar Bar Mrna Chaha Nigahon Me Doub k Ham Ne
FARAZ!
Woh Nigahein Jhuka Leta Hai Humain Mrne Nahi Deta.

NAWAQIF THAY CHAHAT K ASUOLON

01:36 | Posted by Unknown

Nawaqif thay chahat k asuolon se is liye hum brbad huy
“faraz”
Na us ne apna bnaya, na kisi k qabil chora.

Humari Qadar ho gi Unhein, Tanhaaiyon mein Faraz,

Abhi to Bohat se loog hain Qareeb Un k , Dil lagi k liye.

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Yeh to bus wohi jaane jis k dil pe guzri Faraz,

Kisi ko kya khbr koi kiss qadar akela hy.

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“Humein us se itni shadeed mohabbat hai “Faraz” K,
Barish ki bond bhi usey choo ly to bohat dard hota hai.

WAQT-E-QUDRAT LE AAYA HY

01:33 | Posted by Unknown

Waqt-e-Qudrat Le Aaya Hy Aaj Humain Us Jaga Pe
Faraz
Chal Diye Usi Mitti Main Jis Ki Hum Amanat Thay

BOY VS GIRL HAQEEQAT SMS

01:31 | Posted by Unknown

Boys prefer the phrase “Boys vs Girls”
Girls INSIST on saying “Girls vs Boys”

BOY VS GIRL FUNNY SMS MESSAGES JOKES

01:30 | Posted by Unknown

If A Boy Gives A Love Letter To A Girl
People Call Him “Loffer”
But If A Girl Gives A Letter To A Boy
They Call It “Offer”
“Feel The Difference”

WRITE HERE SOME WORD FOR ME

01:25 | Posted by Unknown

Write Here Some Word For Me
In This Beaytiful Heart
,;*’”*;,;*”‘*;,
*;, ? ,;*
“*;,, ,,;*”
”

1,u r so Beautiful.
2,Tm mri Zindagi ho
3,Tumary bad koi is Dil mein ni aay ga.
4,I Mis u very much.
5,I Hate u.
6,Jagha nhi mery Dil mein aap ke liey.
7,I Love you.
8,You r so Sweet.
9,Full Pagal ho.
10,Tm sirf meri jaan ho.
11,Tm kbi sudar nhi skty.
12,Tm mujy chhor nhi skty.
send all friend but reply me first.

Khushi ki baat hai ya dukh ka manzar

04:25 | Posted by Unknown

Khushi ki baat hai ya dukh ka manzar dekh sakti hoon,
Teri awaaz ka chehra main chuu kar dekh sakti hoon,

Abhi tere labon pe zikar fasal-e-gul nahin aya,
Magar ik phool khilte apne andar dekh sakti hoon,

Kinaara dhoondne ki chaah tak mujh mein nahin hogi,
Main apne gird aik aesa samandar dekh sakti hoon,

Vasaal-o-hijar apne yaksaan hain, woh manzar hai chahat me,
Main aankhain band kar ke tujh ko aksar dekh sakti hoon,

Abhi tere siwa duniya bhi hai maujood is dil me,
Main khud ko kis tarah tere barabar dekh sakti hoon..

Kal Shab Ja Raha Tha Ik Ajnabi K Sath

23:36 | Posted by Unknown

Jis Shakhs Ki Khatir Ujarha Khud Ko

Kal Shab Ja Raha Tha Ik Ajnabi K Sath

Wo Ajnabi Tha To Dil Lagaya Kyun

23:34 | Posted by Unknown

.Wo Ajnabi Tha To Mujse Dil Lagaya Kyun?
.Is Gair Ko Apna Banaya Kyun ?
.Wo Mera Hota To Mujhe Chhod K Kyun Jata?
.Wo Mera Nahi Tha To Meri Zindagi Me Aya Kyun?

kabi KhwaboN me mila wo

03:59 | Posted by Unknown

kabi KhwaboN me mila wo
to KhyaloN me kabi
raah chalty na mila
din k ujalon me kabi

zindagi hum se to is darja taghaful na barat
hum b shamil thy tere chahny walo me kabi

jinka hum aaj talak pa na sky koi jawab
Khud ko DhoNda kye un TalKh sawaloN me kabi

thori ruswai tumhari b to hogi yaro
chap gye shair hamary jo risaloN me kabi

03:49 | Posted by Unknown

Kisi ko pany ki justuju me
Thakan se khud ko nidhal rkhna,

Jb us se milna to kuch na kehna
Fqt nazr me sawal rkhna,

Agr tmhen hy sukun ki khwahsh
To srf itna khyal rkhna,

Nasib subh-e-uroj ho to
Nazr me sham-e-zawal rkhna,

Ye sardion ki udas raten
Or uski yadon ki chandni,

Khyal rkhna na bhigen ankhen
Zabt-e-gham me kmal rkhna,

Jo tera ghm hy wo ghm hy mera
Tri khushi me meri khushi hy,

Jo ho sky to khush hi rhna
Mri khushi ka khyal rkhna:…***

Muhabato me shumar kesa?

03:28 | Posted by Unknown

Muhabato me
shumar kesa?

Swal kesa?

Jwab kesa?

Muhabtain
to
muhabtain
hain

muhabton
mai
hisab kesa?

Uski Aankhain Ajeeb Azaab Mein Hain

03:09 | Posted by Unknown

Aainay Par Kabhi Kitaab Mein Hain
Uski Aankhain Ajeeb Azaab Mein Hain,

Thakte Phirte Hain Dhoop Mein Bachay
Titliyaan Saaya-e-Gulaab Mein Hain,

Ek Kachay Gharay Ki Jurrat Par
Kitni Tugyaaniyaan Chanaab Mein Hain,

Woh Abhi Tak Hai Ru-Baruu Apnay
Hum Abhi Tak Hisaar-e-Khwaab Mein Hain,

Uski Aadat Hai Roothna "Mohsin"
Loog Be-Waja Iztaraab Mein Hain.

Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain

00:04 | Posted by Unknown

Tumhain Dil Say Bhulatay Hain
Tou Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain,
Dard Dil Main Jagatay Hain
Tou Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..

Tumharay baad Chahat K Sabhi Punchi Uray Janaan,
Kahin Bhi Dil Lagatay Hain
Tou Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..

Teri Tasweer, Adhooray Khat Tu Jala Diyey Hum Nay,
Ab Paani Pay Naqsh Banatay Hain
Tou Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..

Ghata Aawargi Main Jab Siyah Chola Pehanti Hai,
Parinday Jab Satatay Hain
Tou Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..

K Jab Bhi Shaam Dhalti Hai Meri Qismat K Sab Taray,
Falaq Par Jagmagatay Hain
Tou Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..

Sard Tareek Raaton Main Siyah Sawan Ki Barish Main,
Dard Jab Muskuratay Hain
Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..

Sahil Ki Woh Mitti K Jis Pay Khoon Hathoon Say,
Wafa Likh Kar Mitatay Hain
Tou Aankhain Khoob Rooti hian.....

Meri aankhain khareedo ge.........!

23:59 | Posted by Unknown

Suno logo

Meri aankhain khareedo ge
Bohot majboor haalat mein
mujhe neelaam karni hain
Koi mujh se naqd le le
Main thoray daam kar doon ga
Jo pehli boli de de ga
Usi ke naam kar doon ga
Mujhay bazaar vaalay keh
rahay hain kam aql taajir
Aray sunsaan logo nahin hoon main hirs ka khwahaan
Nafa nuqsaan ki shatranj
nahin main khelnay aaya
Koi mujh ko kahay na
manchala sa behunar taajir
Bata paaoon tumhain kesay kis tashveesh mein rakkhoon
Suno logo
Bari mehboob tar hain mujh
ko meri neem tar aankhain
Magar ab bechta hoon keh
Mujhay ik khaab ka taavaan bharna hai
Suno logo
Meri aankhain khareedo ge
Bohot majboor haalat mein
mujhay neelaam karni hain

Mere Dil Main

07:17 | Posted by Unknown

Ye Zamane Ki Wafaen Mere Kaam Ki Nahi,

Mujhe Uski Wafa Chahiye Kisi Aam Ki Nahi,

Uski To Ek Muskurahat Bhi Anmol Thi,

Ye Tamam Muskurahaten Kisi Daam Ki Nahi,

Mujhe Gham Hai To Uske Chin Jane Ka Hai

Parwah Mujh Par Lage Ilzaam Ki Nahi,

Mera Haath Dekh Kar Najumi Ye Bola,

Bohat Si Chahaten Tere Liye Hain Baqi Lekin...?

Tere Haath Main Koi Bhi Lakeer Uske Naam Ki Nahi.

Darad,

07:06 | Posted by Unknown

              Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko,
                                            Dard Duniya Ne Bina Soche Hi De Diya,
                                               Jo Sah Gaye Har Dard Ko Hum Chupke Se,
                                               To Humko Hi Patthar-Dil Kah Diya…

Darad,

07:05 | Posted by Unknown

                     Riste tod deti hai galatfehmiya,
                                            Insaan ko tanha kar deti hai galatfehmiya,
                                              Naa aane dena dil ke pas kabhi inko,
                                 Kyunki dost ko dost se judaa kar deti hai galatfehmiya…

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Ek sarwe se ye bat sabat hui he k

Larke larkyo se zyada nek hein

report k mutabik

jb bhi koi larka kisi larki ko dekhta he to us ki zuban se foran ye lfz ada hote hein

(Masha Allah)

(subhan Allah)

Kitni pyari larki he

Girl:

HUM Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?

Boy:

Long Drive Par

Girl:

Wow

Pehle Kyun Nai Batya

Boy:

Mjhe B Abhi Pata

Chala Hai

Girl:Kaisay

BoY:Break Nai lag rhi:-)

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.

Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.

Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?

Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

Badlon ko aata dekh k muskuraliya hoga

kuch na kuch masti men gunguna liya hoga

Allah ka shukar ada kiya barish k honey se

K is bahaney tum ney naha liya hoga

Yahan sabko miley pyar ye zaroori to nahi hai Ho qismat par ikhtiyar ye zaroori to nahi hai Dard Dil mein agar hoo tho rooh roti hai Aankhein roye zaar zaar ye zaroori to nahi hai

Phoolon ki chubhan see joo daman howa chalni Ho usmey koi khar ye zaroori to nahi hai

Jo harghari khatey hain sang marney ki kasmein Ho sang jeeney ko taiyaar ye zaroori to nahi hai

Umeed mee jiski teri palkein howi pathhar Usey hoo tera intezar ye zaroori to nahi hai

Yaqeen karke jis ko apni zindagi banown Usey tujhpar hoo aitbar ye zaroori to nahi hai

Band ker rona khwab badnaseebi par apney Ziist see hoo sab bezar ye zaroori to nahi hai

***BY FARAZ***

Hum sochte kuch hai

hota kuch hai

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Hum maangte kuch hai

par milta hi kuch aur hai

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yaha to mutlabi log hai

Yeh duniya matlab ki hai

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hum wafa kartee hai

humhey kyon bewafaai milti hai

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hum jis se umeed rakhte hai

wo kyon hamare umeedo ko tor jata hai

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hum jinhey apna samjhtey hai

wohi kyon begaane nikalte hai

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Hum apna se ziyda logo sai piyaar kartee hai

phir kyon wohi log hamare piyaar ko thokra jate hai

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jinhey hum apna dil mein rakhna chahte hai

wohi kyon auro ki khatir humhra dil tor jate hai

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jab matlab hota hai

phir hi kyon "Bilal" ko saab yaad kya kartee hai

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jab apna waqt nikal jata hai

BY FARAZ